So for some time I, as a forty year old man,Have been bothered by things beyond my scope of control. For instance the word "IMA",I'll use it in a sentence I heard in a convenience store...
"Shaquinta if you dont stop picking up allat candy IMA bus'yo ass"
Now while I did want to see shaquay-quay beat little Shaquinta's ass for being an unruly child it makes me wonder.When you cant Innunciate words and put together complete sentences what do you expect your child to do? Having said that lets examine the trappings of another unfounded phenomenon I like to call "what the Fuck are you saying". I understand every generation has it's thing but the need to put "IZZLE" In every word makes it hard for the straights to understand exactly what the Fuck your saying. If you want to use the words "for real" why not just say "For real",when you add your gibberish and make it come out "Forrizzle" I am left thinking "give me my fries and get back to the Mcshake Machine". I would also like to take the time to formally request that certain Catch phrases might be removed from the American Lexicon.
1.Off the chain,or its variant...Off the hook...or worse... Off the Hizzo
2.Git r done. You like Nascar and Cammo ball caps thats great move on.
3.Any combination of the words "Da" or "Tha" in exchange for the word "the"
4.Any use of the Word "Crunk"
5.Baby-Daddy or Baby-Mamma or worse... Baby-mamma Drama
6.Dilly-o...If one more person says " Whats the Dilly-o?" To me I plan to recreate the cover of the Pantera album Vulgar display of Power...Go look it up dipstick.
7.Holla. I have heard the Phrase "holla atchaboy" way to many times for one Caucasian.
8.Referring to women as "Shorty's" or "Slimmie's"...Women should be allowed to punch you in the face for saying it.
9.Diva. Ok we get the fact you are a Bitch shut up and stop advertising the fact.
10.Beotch. If your gonna call somebody a Bitch call them a bitch...See number 9
11.The Bomb Or Tha Bomb.The only exception to the rule here is if George Clinton says it,The king of interplanetary Funk can say it whenever he wants.Dont be Fooled Snoop Dogg stole it from Him.
Thats about it for now but I am sure as time comes and the media gets tired of Beating all the dead Horses (Obama,AIG,Madoff,Geithner,The economy,The great Depression,) more will follow.Does anybody Else think Nancy Grace is a giant pain in the Fucking ass?
